What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Could I still use a bonnet even if I’m white/have straight hair? I just want one to wear to bed for sensory purposes.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Goldfinger

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s